Filming People's Reactions To Andy King's Fyre Fest Blowjob Story Needs To Become The Next Viral Internet Trend
For those that haven’t seen it yet (please film your reaction while watching, tysm)
I rewatched the Netflix Fyre Fest doc again last night because my wife hadn’t seen it yet and I am somehow more obsessed with Fyre Fest than I was as it was actually happening. As soon as Andy started telling his tale of mouthwash, 4 18-wheelers filled with Evian water, and a Bahamian custom agent’s dick, I couldn’t get my phone out quick enough to film her reaction. Like I literally missed a chance to do it because my dumb blogger brain didn’t think of it ahead of time. Everything moved in slow motion and by the time I unlocked my phone, she already looked like Steve Willis after a boxer landed a punch from hell.
Which got me thinking. We need more people to film reaction videos to Andy King’s story. I think about it every day and will laugh at every single meme on Twitter with his face. The reactions after a big Game of Thrones moment or when an NFL fanbase gets their guts ripped out on a last second play are great.
But with the football season almost over and Thrones still months away, I need to see more people’s brains processing whether Andy King is the greatest friend or employee ever to walk God’s green Earth. I don’t care if you do it to your Nana while she knits or your virg 20-year-old brother that is trying to become a Pastor like Chaps was before he became a sinner and throws up at the thought of oral sex. I need more images like reactions like Mike and Linda. Mike’s mouth is probably still wide open catching flies this morning while Linda clearly disapproves of this rubbish and hasn’t stopped thinking about it while eating her oatmeal.
Content like this is what makes the internet great and proof that while Billy McFarland is scheming, swindling son of a bitch, he has still created the greatest show of the 2010s even though his festival was absolute shit. If you do tape someone’s reaction, tweet them to me @TheClemReport and I’ll retweet the best.
All hail the Blowjob King of the World (sorry, I know Andy doesn’t want to be known as that anymore, but it’s the greatest nickname I’ve ever heard.)